potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait
(via ash-thunder)
potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait
(via ash-thunder)
(via ash-thunder)
the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet
why’d you get banned?
touched the rat
what rat
chunky cheese
(via hotboyproblems)
i know i’m cute but you can remind me
(via itsagifnotagif)
im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny
(via illegalaustralien)
why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
(via sorry)
0ndo:
You can control white people by giving them cheese
cheese is so good tho
I got one
(via illegalaustralien)
why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz
(via sunshjnes)
save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three
(via perks-of-being-chinese)