skincareroutine:

potatoes take so long to boil kinda sexy making me wait

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Wednesday, March 18 with 56,311 notes
when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

naik2g:

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Friday, March 15 with 182,964 notes

phunderplonics:

hyenuh:

phunderplonics:

hyenuh:

phunderplonics:

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

why’d you get banned?

touched the rat

what rat

chunky cheese

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Friday, March 15 with 136,274 notes

bodegabae:

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

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Friday, March 15 with 290,046 notes

gayreinhardt:

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

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Monday, January 21 with 78,621 notes
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brbjellyfishing:

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Thursday, January 17 with 289,359 notes
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im-prada–u-nada:

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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Wednesday, October 24 with 400,990 notes

im-prada–u-nada:

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Saturday, October 20 with 216,450 notes

victini:

0ndo:

victini:

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

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Wednesday, October 17 with 1,034,135 notes
Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just

partypoisin:

:/

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Wednesday, October 17 with 361,449 notes

ouijaangel:

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

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Wednesday, October 17 with 321,148 notes
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twitturds:

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

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Wednesday, October 17 with 548,058 notes