if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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when you randomly get a ton of followers out of no where

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I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.

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a set of tags i was never prepared for



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Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

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when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group


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love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

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the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


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you can’t spell thug without hug


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